Post by Amber Holt on Nov 26, 2004 15:29:03 GMT -5
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall, where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so darn boring. We never have any fun anymore.
For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak naked through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the second old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, ran through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak naked through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the second old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, ran through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."